Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize