I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
we should paint friendship bongs
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