the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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