and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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