Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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