You're completely useless in the revolution.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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