My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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