it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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