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New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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