Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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