at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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