it was like his penis was on wheels.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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