We're facebook friends in real life
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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