We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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