covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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