do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
what day is it and did you see me today?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
