why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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