Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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