cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We are two peas in an std pod
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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