i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
