This girl is more easily done than said...
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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