how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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