Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
