she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I need to calm my uterus...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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