What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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