Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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