i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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