there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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