Please, let me fuck your mom
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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