gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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