just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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