You really coming over, don't trick.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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