The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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