i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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