Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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