I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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