She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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