wanna go halves on a baby?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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