Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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