Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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