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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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