She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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