dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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