What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
In America we eat man semen.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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