Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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