Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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