What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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