i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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