i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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