Buhtt sex?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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