Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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