There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The struggles of a small town man whore
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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