Its about making memories worth repressing
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
