i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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