he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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