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I forgot how hot balto sounded
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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