i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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