The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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