Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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