All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I puked a lego.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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