She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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